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My friend did a sketch of my character for D&D. Nothing could embody the spirit of Dr. Gottfroed Nimblenuggins better.

My friend did a sketch of my character for D&D. Nothing could embody the spirit of Dr. Gottfroed Nimblenuggins better.

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liamdryden:

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thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

sometimes the world is good

GOOD MORNING

(Source: pedalfar, via laughterkey)

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I know so much about these people. Mostly that they don’t understand garage sale pricing. #gougestagram

I know so much about these people. Mostly that they don’t understand garage sale pricing. #gougestagram

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Don’t. #sexystagram

Don’t. #sexystagram

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Garage sale book bins tell the best stories. #divorcestagram

Garage sale book bins tell the best stories. #divorcestagram

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My cats make weird noises in the face of bugs.

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Repaired Gordita is a happy Gordita. Y’all don’t know how annoying that was. #fixstagram #gorditastagram

Repaired Gordita is a happy Gordita. Y’all don’t know how annoying that was. #fixstagram #gorditastagram

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King Gordita sad. #Gorditastagram

King Gordita sad. #Gorditastagram

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I ate this asshole. Alive.

I ate this asshole. Alive.

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I’m at an air show wishing Captain Mannequin would shoot me in the face because I’m at a FUCKING AIR SHOW!

I’m at an air show wishing Captain Mannequin would shoot me in the face because I’m at a FUCKING AIR SHOW!