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Dick ghost and baby dick ghost by myself and a fourteen year old. #dickghoststagram

Dick ghost and baby dick ghost by myself and a fourteen year old. #dickghoststagram

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This is a great day. #superegostagram

This is a great day. #superegostagram

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Slut. #mctavishstagram

Slut. #mctavishstagram

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You hear that, GARY? Your grandma’s a cunt. *drives away on a motorized subwoofer* #jerkstagram

You hear that, GARY? Your grandma’s a cunt. *drives away on a motorized subwoofer* #jerkstagram

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My friend did a sketch of my character for D&D. Nothing could embody the spirit of Dr. Gottfroed Nimblenuggins better.

My friend did a sketch of my character for D&D. Nothing could embody the spirit of Dr. Gottfroed Nimblenuggins better.

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liamdryden:

deonte-s:

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

sometimes the world is good

GOOD MORNING

(Source: pedalfar, via laughterkey)

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I know so much about these people. Mostly that they don’t understand garage sale pricing. #gougestagram

I know so much about these people. Mostly that they don’t understand garage sale pricing. #gougestagram

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Don’t. #sexystagram

Don’t. #sexystagram

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Garage sale book bins tell the best stories. #divorcestagram

Garage sale book bins tell the best stories. #divorcestagram

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My cats make weird noises in the face of bugs.